Blues Dilemma

Blues Dilemma

©2008 Neal Gladstone Wooooah I’m a blues singer baby and as you might expect I tend to be dejected and my love life is a wreck This unfortunate condition is the price of my success Cause my fans are only happy as long as I’m depressed O Baby, you know what...
Bodyworks

Bodyworks

© 1982 Neal Gladstone You wake up in the morning You crack a scarlet eye You drank too much And went to bed too late Your health is in the blender It’s time to make a change You never will till you appreciate The way the body works You go to see a doctor He fits...
Cheatin’ on Me

Cheatin’ on Me

© 1993 Neal Gladstone I’m in here drinkin Cause I in here thinkin Bout you out there cheatin on me And in this cunundrum I find myself wonderin How I could have been so naive My friends gave me warnin but I just ignored em I wore my poor heart on my sleeve I...
Come to America

Come to America

1988 Neal Gladstone Sometimes when I feel blue, my dreams are pale and few I drift through my mind, back to a time when summer was fine and new And your memory comes like a breeze through the roses, warm in the afternoon Please come to America I’ll be here...

Cool Maroon

1987 Neal Gladstone and Fred Child Now I’m a guy who’s been a-round the block a time or two And I can’t help but notice what you’re wear-ing Now if you want so-phisti-cated girls to look at you You’d better try to dress a bit more daring...
Cool Maroon

Cool Maroon

1987 Neal Gladstone and Fred Child Now I’m a guy who’s been a-round the block a time or two And I can’t help but notice what you’re wear-ing Now if you want so-phisti-cated girls to look at you You’d better try to dress a bit more daring...
Cool Maroon

Country Cliche

1985 Neal Gladstone My baby treated me bad She took all the money we had She moved to Honolulu to live with a guru She found in a magazine ad Tomorrow the rent payment’s due My job at the factory fell through But I won’t dispair I’m gonna pull up a...

Crazy

1985 Neal Gladstone Force feed 50 bowling balls with mud And watch a Greek reactionary chew his cud He lost his head and went to bed With submarine and crew Babe am I too crazy for you I had a blond cadaver in for tea We chewed the fat and tried to play Monopoly He...

Crazy Truckers

© 1983 Neal Gladstone I was makin a run one New Year’s Eve Man you better believe I was fried I was two days shy on sleep, had a gut full of concrete And a killer migraine half a mile wide It was snowin like a bitch, there was semi’s in the ditch And you...
Come to America

Dark Blue

© 1985 Neal Gladstone Blue came in through a break in my heart Made me cold and stained me so dark I thought I would never smile again But the color cooled the pain in me And so I followed willingly Deep into her spell To sleep beside the fallen angel, Blue Dark Blue,...

Didn’t Know You At All

©2007 Neal Gladstone I can’t believe you said it I wish I could forget it And even if you felt that way It was such a stupid thing to say It only goes to show you I really didn’t know you at all You were so appealling Well-groomed and self-revealing That...
Cool Maroon

Dodge Dart

© 1986 Neal Gladstone Now everybody wants to prove how hip they are So they borrow up the wanger and they buy a brand new car In the first 3 days there’s a dent in the trunk, By the time they pay it off it’s a piece of junk When are they gonna get smart?...