Big Fish
Words by Neal Gladstone The problem’s not inside your head she said to me You’re not depressed, my friend, you-just eat horrendously If you want good health you’ve got to think organically There must be 50 ways to love your liver Well Doc, I said,...
Mixed Company
© 1994 Neal Gladstone Well she’s 99 pounds of Lousiana woman And a hundred pounds of love She’s 59 inches of fire hot kisses And I swear by the stars above Louisiana woman-she’s gone and done a number on me A number on me. Well I was–sittin in...
Song for us all
© 1996 Neal Gladstone and Chris Kuchler There are miracles all around us There is poetry in our dreams But it’s easy to overlook treasures When we’re lost in our daily routines We can spend our lives chasing what we long for And sacrifice love that we...
singles
© 1988 Neal Gladstone A fair and charming stranger passes by And sets your heart aflutter with affection But before you choose to give new love a try Let me offer just this word about protection Gleefully we greet the season Of Mother Nature’s joyful dance Every...
Odd Penny
© 2006 Neal Gladstone Have you seen Adhesive Steve He’s the guest who wouldn’t leave Small dogs and children flee When he’s in their vicinity Steve makes adhesive coats For label tape and Post It notes It’s always just a little hard to breathe...
Mixed Company
© 1992 Neal Gladstone Every summer breeze that blows Starts your tender, burning nose Dripping like a garden hose in June Swollen eye lids block the sun Mucous membranes weigh a ton Mother nature’s just having fun with you Chorus 1 You got Allergies Allergies...
An American Dawg
© 1990 Neal Gladstone I stand 2 foot 3 I weigh 29 pounds My teeth are yellow and my eyes are brown I got a four inch nose stickin’ out of my face And if you’re lookin’ for trouble, you come to the right place cause I’m an American dog: DAWG...
singles
© 1984 Neal Gladstone There once was a baby Rainbow, and he lived in a beautiful creek With bracken ferns and big fat worms and lots of bugs to eat One day while he was swimming, some cheese came floating by He was about to bite this new delight when he heard his...
You Can't Stay Here
1985 © Neal Gladstone You know it’s hard to imagine That a girl like you Could want a bad baby boy like me Yes it’s hard to imagine Such a thing could ever be, yes indeed You’re the top of the rock, The toast of the town The peach at the top of the...
Odd Penny
©2005 Neal Gladstone It’s bed time it’s bed time Rest my weary head time Time to claim my little piece of paradise I close my eyes and make my reservation For passage to an unknown destination Don’t wait up for me You know where I’ll be…....
Big Fish
© 2001Neal Gladstone What the hell is going on here? Don’t those people know who I am? I go down to California Nobody (down there) gives a damn No one wants to take my picture No one wants my autograph I tell people that I’m famous They just look a me and...
Big Fish
©1981 Neal Gladstone I’ve walked along this dusty road 10,000 miles A weary stranger looking for a sigh You marked my way and gave divine direction Though I hardly realized it at the time Chorus Blackberry Blackberry along the path I travel Mother nature’s...