Get Cloned

© 1982 Neal
Gladstone
When you have unhealthy habits and your body falls apart
And you need another kidney and you need another heart
Get cloned, get cloned
When you have a date with Sally but you’d rather be with
Sue
And you’d like to keep her happy and you don’t know what
to do
Send clone, send clone
Always glad to see you
He will never leave you
See yourself as others see you
You will never be alone CLONE
When you pull a stupid blunder you feel clumsy and inane
And you’d like to blame somebody but there’s no one else
to blame
Blame clone, blame clone
When you have an ugly problem and it’s getting out of
hand
And you need to find somebody who will really understand
Tell clone, tell clone
Always glad to see you
He will never leave you
See yourself as others see you
You will never be alone CLONE
When your needs are strange and nasty and your friends
keep leaving town
And you need to find somebody who will never turn you
down
Use clone, use clone