Neal Gladstone Lyrics

Well I went to a party in Beverly Hills; All the people were cool, hip and groovy; There were beautiful women who longed to be loved; It was just like an X-rated movie; The music started to play; And everyone got up to dance; I was taking a thread off my pants; When I saw her; She was wearing more make up than Zsa Zsa Gabor; And her beauty left something desired; But to my amazement she started to dance; Like the ovens of hell had been fired; From the moment I met her; She just kept getting better; O how could I forget her; When I saw that she knew; All the latest dances; Well I went in the bathroom to check out my hair; And I squirted some musk on my ear lobe; And when I came out she was thrashing around; Like a cat that had jumped on a wood stove; Well we danced every dance past a quarted to three; Till my legs were like neoprene rubber; And I said to myself "Gee thank God for my health."; As I danced with my Amazon lover
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The Party