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Self-Righteous Stanley
© 1992 Neal
Gladstone
- We're self-righteous Stanley and self-righteous Sue
- We live on self-righteous avenue
- You know you could be self-righteous too
- As long as you believe what we do
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- If you suffer from confusion
- We have the ideal solution
- We can offer you a guarantee
- Of freedom from uncertainty
- Just accept our dogma mindlessly
- And ignore the Constitution
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- We maintain a close inspection
- Of unauthorized affection
- As the guardians of morality
- It's our responsibility
- To violate your privacy
- For your own protection
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- To protect you from corruption
- We'll defy the court injunction
- Since you have no shame or self-control
- It's up to us to save your soul
- And take a more directive role
- In your reproduction
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- If you're looking for salvation
- We have inside information
- Invest with us and rest assured
- Your pains and problems will be cured
- Your place in heav'n can be secured
- With a large enough donation
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