© 1982 Neal Gladstone

When you have unhealthy habits and your body falls apart

And you need another kidney and you need another heart

Get cloned, get cloned

 

When you have a date with Sally but you'd rather be with Sue

And you'd like to keep her happy and you don't know what to do

Send clone, send clone

 

Always glad to see you

He will never leave you

See yourself as others see you

You will never be alone CLONE

 

When you pull a stupid blunder you feel clumsy and inane

And you'd like to blame somebody but there's no one else to blame

Blame clone, blame clone

 

When you have an ugly problem and it's getting out of hand

And you need to find somebody who will really understand

Tell clone, tell clone

 

Always glad to see you

He will never leave you

See yourself as others see you

You will never be alone CLONE

 

When your needs are strange and nasty and your friends keep leaving town

And you need to find somebody who will never turn you down

Use clone, use clone

 

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