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Crazy
- © 1985 Neal
Gladstone
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- Force feed 50 bowling balls with mud
- And watch a Greek reactionary chew his cud
- He lost his head and went to bed
- With submarine and crew
- Babe am I too crazy for you
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- I had a blond cadaver in for tea
- We chewed the fat and tried to play Monopoly
- He grew a beard and disappeared
- On Baltic Avenue
- Babe am I too crazy for you
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- A man in Michigan gave birth to a baked Alaska
- They held a benefit to see if he could fly
- With toothpaste in his eye
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- Cram a bleached salami in your ear
- And dress a can of midget lips in scuba gear
- If I were you and you were me
- We'd both be in a zoo
- Babe am I too crazy for you
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- I sent a ton of broken rubberbands to China
- I asked a herd of baby onion rings to dance
- A Harlequin Romance
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- I spent a week in Cleveland eating clay
- And taught the Russian army how to macrame`
- I took a pee in Tennessee
- And nearly caught the flu
- Babe am I too crazy for you
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