Neal Gladstone Lyrics

© 1982 Neal Gladstone
: You wake up in the morning; You crack a scarlet eye; You drank too much; And went to bed too late; Your health is in the blender; It's time to make a change; You never will till you appreciate; The way the body works; You go to see a doctor; He fits you in his routine; He makes you wait; And then he takes your dough; But when you get pneumonia; Or cancer of the spleen; I tell you, boys,; I'm really glad they know; The way the body works; It suffers scrapes and breaks; And sprains and various abuses; It fixes every one of them; No excuses; And under certain circumstances; Even reproduces; The body works...; The body works...yeah yeah; It survives Chicago winters; And Los Angeles air; And chews a tuna sandwich on request; It lives on Coca Cola; And does its own repair; I tell you, boys,; I really am impressed; The way the body works
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