Allergies

 

© 1992 Neal Gladstone

Every summer breeze that blows

Starts your tender, burning nose

Dripping like a garden hose in June

Swollen eye lids block the sun

Mucous membranes weigh a ton

Mother nature's just having fun with you

 

Chorus 1

You got Allergies Allergies

Make you cough and make you sneeze

Every little summer breeze brings allergies

 

Scratchy throat and aching jaw

Blazing nostrils cracked and raw

You're wheezing like a power saw aren't you

Kleenex wads around your bed

Hockey players in your head

Dinner tastes like Wonder bread and glue

 

Bridge

Muscles ache and molars itch

Eyeballs feel like olive pits

Cold sores sprout like Goodyear blimps

On your blistered lips

Simultaneous with bridge

Just remember

What your mother said

Drink some tea and

Take a Sudaphed

Close the windows

Get rid of the cat

Wrap your head up

With/In a plastic bag/Saran Wrap

Close the windows

Use your nasal spray

Take your vitamins

Give the cat away

 

Buy a gas mask

Do a head stand

Sell the house and

Move to Iceland

 

So slather on the vaseline

Pop that antihistimine

Your nose looks like a nectarine

But there's nothing you can do/you haven't got the flu you got

And bid your ass adieu

 

Chorus 3

You got Allergies Allergies

Don't drink milk and don't eat cheeze

Every little summer breeze brings allergies

Allergies won't somebody help me with these

Allergies Allergies

Hell beneath the cottonwood trees

Every little summer breeze brings allergies

Won't somebody save me from these Allergies

 

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