Lassoguy

Howdy, folks. My name’s Neal Lasso Gladstone
. My friends
call me Lasso. Sometimes people say “Hey, where’d you get that name
anyhow?”Well, I’ll tell ya. One day I ran into this guy’s car with
my pickup. He jumps out and yells “Hey, Lasso!” I kinda liked
it. Had a nice ring to it. People been callin’ me that ever since.