the ladies in this town
the secret that I found
Well. . . I sleep neat.
- from Sleep Neat
on Neal's CD Sleep Neat
Few of us hit the mark
Playing the game of fortune and fame
Can break your heart
Nobody knows which way the wind's gonna blow
But one thing I can surely say
From the long view the best you can do
Is give your love away
- from The Best You Can Do
on Neal's CD Song for Us All
and your body falls apart
And you need another kidney
and you need another heart
Get cloned, get cloned
When you have a date with Sally
but you'd rather be with Sue
And you'd like to keep her happy
and you don't know what to do
Send clone, send clone
- from Get Cloned
on Neal's CD Sleep Neat
Well I'm a heavy metal rocker
Twelve year olds go crazy
Well I was--sittin in a singles bar
Workin on a Lone Star
Listenin to a sad guitar
When she came cruisin through
I give her a double take
She hit me like an earth quake
Oh Lord, what's a poor boy to do when you got. . .
- from 99 Lbs. of Louisiana Woman
on Neal's CD "Mixed Company"
I'm an ordinary person
Drifting through this universe
Where I come from where I go
How I got here I don't know
I don't have much but I've got plenty
Lots of people don't have any
I share a house with wife and cat
Now who could ask for more than that?
- from Ordinary Life
on Neal's CD Sleep Neat
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When you meet that special someone
- - from A Little Piece of Plastic
on Neal's CD American Dawg
It may take you by surprise
Rising out of conversation or a twinkle in the eyes
Soon you sense your fondness growing
And you feel your heart on fire
But if the one you fancy appears a little chancy
There's one precaution that you should extend
A little piece of plastic on the end