Neal Gladstone Lyrics

Now I'm a guy who's been a-round the block a time or two; And I can't help but notice what you're wear-ing; Now if you want so-phisti-cated girls to look at you; You'd better try to dress a bit more daring; Now white is al-right and gray is O-K; But if you want those pretty cit-y chicks to swoon; Step out of those blues; Get your-self into some different hues; And slip into some cool ma-roon; Now Mother nature blushed the day that Jack laid eyes on Jill; "Holy cow!" he said, "This chick's astounding!"; When he chased her up that hill; He thought he was in for a thrill; And heaven knows his little heart was--pounding; But Jill was not impressed; She didn't dig the way he dressed; That romance flopped when she popped his balloon; Now Jackie boy struck out; Between you and me there is no doubt; He should have dressed in cool maroon; Bridge; Now when you make your way; Down the Champs Ely-see'; A million gay Parisiennes will a-dore ya; They all under-stand vous etes ameri-cains; When you let your poly-esters do your talkin for ya; Now the Ruskies and the Yanks; They've really had their ups and downs; And everybody wants negotiations; They advertize their missile size; And throw their weight around; Hey that's no way to smooth out our relations; Why don't they get hip and drop this crazy ego trip; If you want those Muskovites to change their tune; Chuck those ugly threads; If you want to turn their heads; Negotiate in cool maroon; We're talking some kind of red
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