© 1988 Neal Gladstone

A fair and charming stranger passes by

And sets your heart aflutter with affection

But before you choose to give new love a try

Let me offer just this word about protection

Gleefully we greet the season

Of Mother Nature's joyful dance

Every beastie bird and flower is preparing for romance

You and I are no exception

We must heed love's ancient call

But when you get that tingle and feel the need to mingle

There's one thing I would like to recommend

A little piece of plastic on the end

 

When you meet that special someone

It may take you by surprise

Rising out of conversation or a twinkle in the eyes

Soon you sense your fondness growing

And you feel your heart on fire

But if the one you fancy appears a little chancy

There's one precaution that you should extend

A little piece of plastic on the end

 

God has made you fit and fertile

God has given you the need

Never doubt the huge potential

Of that frisky little seed

Choose from many shapes and colors

Mountainous to micro size

Buy a present for your neighbor in a shade to match his ties

For a playful party favor that your guests will long enjoy

And for a stunning innovation in household decoration

Blow some up and hang them in your den

A little piece of plastic on the end

 

In a risky situation

Stand courageous do not bend

You can rise to the occasion

If you put your faith into your little rubber friend

 

Gleefully we greet the season

Of Mother Nature's joyful dance

Every beastie bird and flower throbs with rhythms of romance

You and I are no exception

We must heed love's ancient call

But when you get that tingle and feel the need to mingle

The best investment dollar you can spend

Is for a little piece of plastic

A little piece of plastic on the end

 

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