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99 Pounds of Louisiana Woman
- Well she's 99 pounds of Lousiana woman
- And a hundred pounds of love
- She's 59 inches of fire hot kisses
- And I swear by the stars above
- Louisiana woman-she's gone and done a number on me
- A number on me.
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- Well I was--sittin in a singles bar
- Workin on a Lone Star
- Listenin to a sad guitar
- When she came cruisin through
- I give her a double take
- She hit me like and earth quake
- Oh Lord, what's a poor boy to do when you got
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- In her 501 blues
- And her shrink to fit attitude
- She was mighty bad news
- For a two time loser like me
- I was a little confused
- So I slung me a platitude
- Well 99 pounds can hit ya like a ton
- When it's fired from the eyes of a Louisiana woman
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