Neal Gladstone Lyrics

The problem's not inside your head she said to me: You're not depressed, my friend, you-just eat horrendously; If you want good health you've got to think organically; There must be 50 ways to love your liver; Well Doc, I said, you know that's easy for you to say; I'm not sure everyone would see it quite that way; But just for argument perhaps you could explain; About the 50 ways to love your liver; Cut done on meat, Pete; Substitute soy, Roy; Drink plenty of juice, Bruce; And listen to me; Back off on fries, guys; Get a little exercize; Take vitamin C, Lee; And have a good pee; She said, "If you keep up like this your liver will be trashed; These days a transplant costs a 100,000 cash."; Now hold on doc, I said, we shouldn't be too rash; There must be 50 ways to save my liver; She just shook her head and handed me the bill; I went home and threw a couple T-bones on the grill; Drank a maritini and wrote out my will; There must be 50 ways to love your liver
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50 Ways